That still makes me GIGGLE! I have been called many names but to be called this was priceless!
Buckle up baby!
********"You better put a condom on - if you're gonna act like a dick you need to dress like one." HBI Robin
"IF I cared, I'd draw you a map of your ass with an X marking the spot where your head is buried."
"Just because I don't want to f*** you anymore doesn't make me a lesbian. It just makes you an asshole."
-- HBI Rebecca
"I believe in the ugly truth rather than the beautiful lie."
"Hun, your jerk boyfriend is like a bottle of sour milk in the fridge. You don't keep going back and tasting the milk to see if it's better; why do you think that if you give him enough chances, he'll magically become a nice guy?"
-- HBI Ann
"The trick is not how much pain you feel -but how much joy you feel. Any idiot can feel pain. Life is full of excuses to feel pain, excuses not to live, excuses, excuses, excuses."
-- Erica Jong
"Remember always that you not only have the right to be an individual, you have the obligation to be one. You cannot make any useful contributions in life unless you do that."
"I couldn't give a rat's tutu about your emotional distress"
If he really WANTS to use his head as a butt-plug, maybe you should just, you know, LET him. Perhaps he has a fondness for using santorum as a hair-grooming product."
"Victimhood is not a costume donned to gain attention"
"I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass."
God is faithful; he will not let you be tempted beyond what you can bear. But when you are tempted, he will also provide a way out so that you can stand up under it.
BIBLE, 1 Corinthians 10:13
"Just because I accept you as you are does not mean that I have given up all hope of your improvement."
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW, Maxims for Revolutionists