Friday, April 29, 2011

Timeless quotes! Not for the faint of heart!

That still makes me GIGGLE! I have been called many names but to be called this was priceless!
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Buckle up baby!
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"You better put a condom on - if you're gonna act like a dick you need to dress like one." HBI Robin

"IF I cared, I'd draw you a map of your ass with an X marking the spot where your head is buried."
-- Fabulana

"Just because I don't want to f*** you anymore doesn't make me a lesbian. It just makes you an asshole."
-- HBI Rebecca


"I believe in the ugly truth rather than the beautiful lie."

"Hun, your jerk boyfriend is like a bottle of sour milk in the fridge. You don't keep going back and tasting the milk to see if it's better; why do you think that if you give him enough chances, he'll magically become a nice guy?"
-- HBI  Ann


"The trick is not how much pain you feel -but how much joy you feel. Any idiot can feel pain. Life is full of excuses to feel pain, excuses not to live, excuses, excuses, excuses."
-- Erica Jong

"Remember always that you not only have the right to be an individual, you have the obligation to be one. You cannot make any useful contributions in life unless you do that."
-- Eleanor Roosevelt

"I couldn't give a rat's tutu about your emotional distress"
-- Judge Judy

If he really WANTS to use his head as a butt-plug, maybe you should just, you know, LET him. Perhaps he has a fondness for using santorum as a hair-grooming product."
-- Instigatrix

"Victimhood is not a costume donned to gain attention"
-- Debby

"I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass."
-- Maya Angelou

God is faithful; he will not let you be tempted beyond what you can bear. But when you are tempted, he will also provide a way out so that you can stand up under it.
BIBLE, 1 Corinthians 10:13
 
"If brevity is the soul of wit, your penis must be a riot."
-- Donna Gephart ("The Wicked Little Book of Quotes")
 
Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece."
-- Lisa Simpson
 
"If you do not tell the truth about yourself, you can't tell it about other people."
-- Virginia Woolf

"Just because I accept you as you are does not mean that I have given up all hope of your improvement."
-- Ashleigh Brilliant
 
Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW, Maxims for Revolutionists



 

2 comments:

  1. Sure I do but I've grown a lot since this post! I am not sure if this was meant to be hurtful to me but I've never been called heartless before. I already know who this is but a real person would use or sign they're name. That to me would give me a whole lot of respect to this comment.

    I'm no longer a victim of abuse. I'm happy to say I broke free of the manipulation and bondage that was holding us. If you ever want to talk you have my number. Or post it here. Stop stalking my blog and social media posts. Get over it and yourself. Your a big boy act like one.

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